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	<title>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</title>
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	<description>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 06:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Columbia U. Film Fest Trailer</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/Columbia-U-Film-Fest-Trailer</link>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 06:34:29 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[daniel zimbler, cuff, andres karu, stass klassen, michael hausman, kris kling, quentin pradelle, tom lovegrin, stephan goldbach, sam brown, henry packer, michael connell]]></category>

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		<description>CUFF12 OFFICIAL TRAILER from CUFF 2012 on Vimeo.



Starring:
Spy...Quentin Pradelle
Agent One...Stass Klassen
Agent Boss...Henry Packer
The General...Michael Hausman
Projectionist...Kris Kling
Guard 1...Stephan Goldbach
Guard 2...Sam Brown
Attache 1...Tom Lovegrin
Attache 2...Michael Connell

Directed by: Daniel Zimbler
Produced by: Rob Cristiano
Co-Produced by: Nicole DeMasi
Post-Production Supervisor: Andrew Hauser
Director of Photography: Andres Karu
Production Design by: Matt Brogan

Composer: Jourdan Urbach
Graphics: Ari Kruger / Sketchbook Studios
Mix: Brian Quill at Flavorlab
Military Uniforms supplied by: Jim Korn and KSI NYC
Cello case supplied by: David Geber / Manhattan School of Music


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		<title>The Painter and The Wife</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/The-Painter-and-The-Wife</link>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:49:56 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Fortenbacher, Zac Page, Rob Cristiano, Chris Kotcher, Jack Rutledge, Ralph Lister, Bob Azkoul, Craig Powers, Jean Reed Bahle]]></category>

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Official Website

Status: In Post!

Director: Andy Fortenbacher
Writer: Zac Page
DP: Craig Harmer
Producer: Rob Cristiano
Co-Producer: Chris Kotcher

Cast:
Lyle: Jack Rutledge
Daisy: Jean Reed Bahle
Sidney: Ralph Lister
Dale: Craig Powers
Harvey: Bob Azkoul

Genre: Dark Comedy
Estimated Runtime: 12 mins

Synopsis:
Lyle Anderson is completely content with his predictably stagnant life and marriage to his wife Daisy.  Everything for this crotchety old couple is as ordinary as can be until the day their world is invaded by a handsome and well-travelled artist who randomly shows up at their front door.  Daisy has supposedly hired the man to stay at their house and paint her portrait, but Lyle is suspicious of the foreigner’s intentions with his wife.  After a few of secretive painting sessions pass with no progress to share, Lyle is convinces that the painter and his wife are having an affair.  Pushed to the edge of his tolerance limits, Lyle is determined to get to the bottom of this shady business and get the man out of his house. </description>
		
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		<title>Penny Dreadful</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/Penny-Dreadful</link>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:37:36 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shane Atkinson, David Stevens, Marnie Schulenburg, Oona Laurence, Gary Betsworth, Rick Zahn, Rick Busser, Travis Cline, Dark Comedy, Utah]]></category>

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Penny Dreadful is dark comedy about a kidnapping gone horribly wrong. 

For more info visit our official website, or find us on Facebook
Follow @PennyDreadful9
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Premiered at the Columbia U. FIlm Fest on May 5th
Selected by the Columbia U. Faculty as one of the top films of the 2012 CUFF!
Won the IFP Audience Choice Award at the Columbia U. Film Fest.

Written and Directed by: Shane Atkinson
Produced by: Rob Cristiano
Director of Photography: Travis Cline
NYC Casting by: Heather Hurley

Starring:
David Stevens...Dennis
Oona Laurence...Little Girl
Marnie Schulenburg...Holly
Rick Busser...Randy
Rick Zahn...Hyrum
Gary Betsworth...Mr. Andersen

Synopsis: When Dennis is asked to help abduct a nine-year-old girl, he is eager to take the job. The plan is a simple one: Dennis and another man will grab the girl after school and take her out to the desert until the ransom from her father is paid. But Holly, Dennis’s girlfriend, has other ideas. Recently pregnant and desperate for money, she convinces Dennis to steal the ransom for himself, so that they can start a new life. Things go well until Dennis tries to collect the money and realizes that he has taken the wrong little girl.</description>
		
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		<title>The Glitch</title>
				
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:58:34 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zijian Yan, The Glitch, Matthew Semler, Andrew Patrick Nelson, Erik Parilo, JP Wakayama-Carey, Dominique Farina]]></category>

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The Glitch - Teaser from Zijian Yan on Vimeo.

Status: Check out the teaser - also available on youtube!

Writer/Director: Zijian Yan
Producer: Rob Cristiano
Director of Photography: JP Wakayama-Carey
Duration: 10:37

Synopsis:
When an android becomes self-aware and murders its human master, an artificial intelligence engineer must find the source of the android’s malfunction before other android models follow suite. But as the android becomes more and more human, will he be able to separate his feelings from his work, before it's too late?

Starring:
Matthew Semler...Leonard
Nitzan Mager...Sarah
Andrew Patrick Nelson...Wayne
Erik Parilo...Smith

Please email me if you'd like to hear more information about the project: RobCristiano@gmail.com.</description>
		
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		<title>The Science of...</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/The-Science-of</link>

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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 03:46:23 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Science of Blowjobs, Stian Hafstad, Sean Tarjoto, Andy Fortenbacher, Rob Cristiano, Victoria Negri, Donovan Dietz, Boomer Tibbs, Dennison Ramalho, Fernando Frias, Matt Garafalo, Dominique Farina, Robert Gambino]]></category>

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The Science of Blowjobs and Throbbing Hearts
Written and Directed by Stian Hafstad
Co-Produced by Lindsay Tolbert and Rob Cristiano
Director of Photography - Andy Fortenbacher
Genre: Teen Comedy
Short Film
Official Website

Synopsis: Albert Einstein and a group of scientists (inside a teenage boy's head) try to find the ultimate approach to charm the boy's dream-girl. They do the calculations, but he discovers that scientific formulas might not be the best way to win a girl's heart.

Starring:
Sean Tarjoto...Nikola
Victoria Negri...Bettina
Judy Bennett...Mrs. Fredericks
Donovan Dietz...The Principal

Scientists:
Robert Gambino...Albert Einstein
Paul Bright...Galileo Galilei
Peter Hodgins...Archimedes
Boomer Tibbs...Leonhard Euler
Matt Garafalo...Louis Pasteur
Nick Searls...Isaac Newton
Dennison Ramalho...Charles Darwin
Tom Cox...Sigmund Freud
Jeffrey Smith...Daniel Hale Williams
Fernando Frias...Max Pianck</description>
		
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		<title>The Blue Danube</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/The-Blue-Danube</link>

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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 03:17:38 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[iris shim, stian hafstad, woodstock, christopher cox, michael rubell, ryan quigley, david pontrella, zach carver, yvette granata]]></category>

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		<description>&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/12155/1527826/BlueDanubeScreenGrab_640.png" width="640" height="361" width_o="2048" height_o="1155" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/12155/1527826/BlueDanubeScreenGrab_o.png" data-mid="10822193"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;

Status: In post-production!

Director: Iris Shim
Writer/Producer: Stian Hafstad
Co-Producer: Rob Cristiano
DP: Zach Carver
Music by: Zijian Yan

Starring: Christopher Cox and Michael Rubell

Synopsis:
A bullied young boy sneaks into the crazy town hermit's house on a dare, only to discover that the town hermit is not at all as he seems.

About the Filmmakers:
This short film marks the first collaboration between award-winning director Iris Shim (http://www.thehouseofsuh.com) and internationally acclaimed writer Stian Hafstad (PistolShrimps YouTube Channel) -- both currently enrolled at Columbia University's Graduate Film Program.</description>
		
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		<title>Need You Near (Music Video)</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/Need-You-Near-Music-Video</link>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 05:11:52 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emily Chang, em.king, Rob Cristiano]]></category>

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This is a music video I helped edit. It stars the lovely and talented Emily Chang, as well as Gabe Long.  The official title is "Need You Near (The Happy Nunchucks Song)."

Music by Emily Chang &#38; Ray Archie
Directed by Dan De Lorenzo
Cinematography by Alonso Homs
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		<title>Multiplayer Meltdown</title>
				
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:34:08 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Multiplayer Meltdown]]></category>

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		<description>Status - On Hold

Short film "Multiplayer Meltdown," written by Rob Cristiano.

Production Details:
Writer/Producer: Rob Cristiano
Genre: Action/Comedy

Synopsis:
A bullied teenage outcast, whose closest friends are the group of anonymous gamers he plays Halo with online, learns of Microsoft's plan to shut down their multiplayer server, and races against the clock to save their virtual community from extinction.

Casting:
NOTE: Interested actors must be able to believably play the ages and body types listed next to the character descriptions below.

Ronald (Lead)
15-18 husky / plus-sized caucasian. Comedy background is a plus. Ronald's whole world is his Halo community, and he would be devastated to lose it. It's the only place that he feels like he has any social value.  He's been playing with the same three gamers for almost two years, but has never met any of them in person. 

DigitalCraneKick (Supporting)
15-18 asian male.  All body-types welcome, comedy background a plus.  Ronald's teammate, and the closest thing he has to a friend.  He has a bit of a nerdy sense of humor.

Location Request:
We're looking for a generous New Yorker to allow us to shoot in their furnished home for two-three days this July.  The ideal location has two or more medium to large bedrooms, a medium to large living room, and a medium-sized kitchen (should be big enough for a dinner table).  If your location doesn't fit this description exactly, but you would like to help us out, we might be able to adjust the script to fit your location!  We're working with a modest budget but will be able to compensate you for your generosity. This production is full insured, and we aim to leave your location as nice as it was when we arrived.

Crew Openings:
-Casting Director: Looking for a student-production friendly Casting Director or Associate who could provide their expertise casting the two lead roles as well as a hand full of other supporting parts.

If you'd like to be a part of the film, or make a donation, please contact me at: RobCristiano@gmail.com</description>
		
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		<title>Moons of Jupiter</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/Moons-of-Jupiter</link>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:26:29 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Moons of Jupiter]]></category>

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		<description>&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/12155/1329715/MOJ - S3 - Miles_640.png" width="640" height="360" width_o="2048" height_o="1152" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/12155/1329715/MOJ - S3 - Miles_o.png" data-mid="10574864"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;

Currently in Post-Production. Check back often for the latest production details!

Production Details:
Director: Rob Cristiano
Short Film: 10-15 mins.
Writer/Producer: Jess Baclesse
DP: Johnny Sousa
Genre: Family Drama

Starring:
Miles Williams, Sammi Maza, Elise Falanga and David Spanos

Synopsis:
An athletic teenager coping with his father's death and his family's financial crisis, takes out his frustrations on his nerdy younger sister and his mother, until he realizes that he's not as alone as he thought.

If you'd like to collaborate or make a donation towards the post-production of the film, please contact me at: RobCristiano@gmail.com</description>
		
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		<title>Il Barbiere</title>
				
		<link>http://www.robcristiano.com/Il-Barbiere</link>

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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 21:21:23 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Rob Cristiano :: Portfolio</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Il Barbiere, Rob Cristiano, Park Slope Barber Shop, Brooklyn, Andrew Ellmaker, Joe Lo Grippo, Jeremy Kocal, Alistair Paxton, Sarah Gibble]]></category>

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		<description>&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/12155/838110/MVI_7878_sm_640.jpg" width="640" height="360" width_o="1920" height_o="1080" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/12155/838110/MVI_7878_sm_o.jpg" data-mid="5046006"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;
Official Selection of the NY United Film Festival!
Premieres May 13 at 4:30pm
For more info, head to: Official Website

A Short Film Written, Produced and Directed by Rob Cristiano
Director of Photography: Andrew Ellmaker
Assistant Director: Garette Henson
Original Score Composed by: Alistair Paxton
Mixed by Sarah Gibble

Synopsis:
Sal, a 67 year-old Italian-American barber, is struggling to come to terms with the gentrification of the Brooklyn neighborhood where he's worked his whole life. The regular customers he's had for 40+ years have all moved away, and he's left to defend his working-class community against the condescending yuppie invaders.

Cast:
Jo Lo Grippo...Sal
Jeremy Kocal...Jake
Lewis Gardner...Butchie
Robert C. Kirk...Joe</description>
		
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